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Su Shi 蘇軾

c. 1071 · Song China · Teasing his tall younger brother Su Zhe, then a schoolmaster in Chenzhou (Wanqiu)

The teacher of Wanqiu is as tall as a hill; the school of Wanqiu is as small as a boat. He bends his head all day reciting classics and histories, and when he suddenly yawns and stretches, the roof hits his head.

宛丘先生長如丘,宛丘學舍小如舟。 常時低頭誦經史,忽然欠伸屋打頭。

"Teasing Ziyou"

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Kamo no Chomei 鴨長明

1212 · Kamakura Japan · In his hut in the hills, after living through a great fire, a whirlwind, a famine and an earthquake

Only this temporary hut is peaceful and free of fear. Small as it is, there is a bed to lie on at night and a seat to sit on by day. It lacks nothing as a shelter for one body.

たゞかりの庵のみ、のどけくしておそれなし。ほどせばしといへども、夜臥す床あり、ひる居る座あり。一身をやどすに不足なし。

Hojoki (An Account of My Hut)

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Liu Yuxi 劉禹錫

c. 824 · Tang China · Said to have been written while demoted to the provinces

A mountain need not be high: with an immortal on it, it has a name. Water need not be deep: with a dragon in it, it has power. This is a humble room, but my virtue makes it fragrant.

山不在高,有仙則名。水不在深,有龍則靈。斯是陋室,惟吾德馨。

"Inscription on a Humble Room"

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Cicero Marcus Tullius Cicero

46 BC · Roman Republic

If you have a garden in your library, nothing will be lacking.

si hortum in bibliotheca habes, deerit nihil.

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Gil Jae 吉再

early 15th century · Goryeo and Joseon Korea

In a thatched house by the stream I live alone, at ease. The moon is white, the wind is clear, and there is joy to spare. No visitors come; only the mountain birds talk. I move my couch to the bamboo bank and lie there reading.

臨溪茅屋獨閑居 月白風淸興有餘 外客不來山鳥語 移床竹塢臥看書

Yaeun jip, "Setting Down My Mind"

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